Wednesday, July 5, 2017

independence day

who made you einstein, monday-face

american standard is a brand of toilet

so i just start walking on water

out of respect for pangea

trash gets picked up

i mean if you’re gonna be a nobody

have some class about it

shake up the pepsi

like a dead cat in heat

the butcher kills the air

when the woodwork crawls out of you

don’t come licking my stoop

because your leadership pills are gone

father of the year is taking questions

quick sip delivery nods in clouds

tell self-checkout i said hi

my bus is here

crack that baby open