old people vs. babies

go vote in the church
whenever your drunk
little heart desires

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quiet sex

* * *

ultrasound
normal

* * *

i am making out
w/ a tree

* * *

basting

* * *

i’m so sick of all
the tax talks

* * *

there is a little boy on the bus
who won’t shut up
his name is ryan

* * *

go back to jersey, heidegger

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we can just have peas from a can

* * *

i shook wilson goode’s hand today
it looked like bad porn
which is what we wanted

* * *

god is like walmart
he has everything

* * *

we can roll around in
the wet red clay
listening to otis redding
all day
drinking wawa coffee

* * *

you were born at 9:13pm
eating an avocado
in the twilight of a mediocre career

* * *

i am now eating a soggy tuna sandwich
and thinking about why my experiment
isn’t working

* * *

colin farrell is filming on the rooftop
across from my lunchroom window

* * *

there really are naked chicks

* * *

that asshole’s asshole
is going in a poem

* * *

so i’m having a child
the name north is off
the table

* * *

i can’t believe they killed him

* * *

life on earth = B-

* * *

you’re gonna flag
my shit

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at 5th & miff

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meeting yorty at lucky in 20